Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Grant me the serenity

I work in an academic environment.  Where, most of the time, I don’t get too much direction from my boss about what my job is or should be.  Sometimes, however, LIKE TODAY, the inner micro-manager comes out. 

He comes out and says things like the font on that flyer - it should be sans serif - serifs are those things on times new roman.  Because I couldn’t possibly know what sans serif might mean.  The orders come flooding out of his mouth, as if a dam wall has burst, and only stop when the man has finished his orders. 

Now, I fixed the freakin’ flyer, sent it to him once more and - hold on - IT STILL HAD PROBLEMS.  The font still isn’t right - what font did you use? - why doesn’t it work - it looks terrible - let me see your screen.


He leans over my shoulder, sees that the font is as ARIAL as all get out, and demands me to look at his screen.  I go to his monitor and, true enough, it looks like poo.  His computer must be eating his fonts and spitting them out in vomit form.

Despite this - this font issue not being my fault and clearly something to do with his computer - there is no revision of the terse tone/words.  Of course not.  Just keep blundering on to the next one.